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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Format: 2D Digital

Genre: Comedy

Running Time: 1 hour 53 minutes

Rate: 15
mental health theme, strong language, suicide references


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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You Synopsis

With her life crashing down around her, Linda (Rose Byrne) attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist (Conan O'Brien).

Sharply funny and deeply resonant, IF I HAD LEGS I’D KICK YOU is an electrifying drama from filmmaker Mary Bronstein, anchored by a mesmerising performance from Rose Byrne.

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Cast & Crew

Director
Mary Bronstein
Actors
Ivy Wolk
A$ap Rocky
Delaney Quinn
Mary Bronstein
Rose Byrne
Producers
Eli Bush
Josh Safdie
Ronald Bronstein
Sara Murphy
Ryan Zacarias
Richie Doyle
Conor Hannon